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first day in the office
March 26th, 2006 under episodes. [ Comments: none ]

Have you ever wondered, is someone doing exactly the same thing you are right this minute? Somewhere, in Bangkok or Morocco, someone else is also secretly rockins’ out to the New Kids on the Block classic ‘Hangin’ Tough’, resisting the urge to pick a wedgie and craving something spicy to eat?

Well, this is how these two half-hours of television are - even though they were aired more than 3 years apart. The series premiere episodes of either series are undoubtedly the most similar - below is a brief outline of what happens on the two first episodes.

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gareth and dwight’s ideal women
March 3rd, 2006 under people, dwight, gareth. [ Comments: none ]

gareth’s ideal woman

  • Legs: Cameron Diaz
  • Arse: Kylie Minogue
  • Stomach: Britney Spears
  • Breasts: Jordan
  • Face: Jennifer Lopez
  • Brain: Winston Churchill
  • dwight’s ideal woman*

  • creamy skin
  • straight teeth
  • curly hair
  • amazing breasts (Schrutes produce very thirsty babies)
  • attracted to two ethnicities, [white] and [indian].
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    “I can read women. You’ve got to know their wants and their needs. And that can be anything from making sure she’s got enough money to buy groceries each week to making sure she’s gratified sexually after intercourse.” “Let me describe the perfect date: I take her out to a nice dinner. She looks amazing. Some guy tries to hit on her… now he wants to fight - so I grab him - I throw him into the jukebox! Then the other ninja’s got a knife, he comes at me, we grapple, I turn his knife on him. Blood on the dance floor. She’s scared now. I take her home. I’m holding her in my arms. I reach in for a kiss… I hear something in the leaves, I flip her around, she gets a poison arrow right in her back. She was in on it the whole time… but I knew.”

    *[UPDATE] dwight’s ideal woman is apparently kinky Angela Kinsey.